Welcome to the new CFI Drivers website. We are Croc' and Ellen and together have over three million miles with the company through it's evolution from Contract Freighters, Inc. to Con-way Truckload, XPO and now back to CFI.
Humor and laughter are restorative forces and, even in the darkest of times, can help us find meaning and purpose. To borrow from Mark Twain: The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. So here are a few pictures which should at least make you smile.
It must have been tempting to take this short cut
We all look at this kind of thing and wonder if it might have worked. Thankfully though we only look and wonder, we don't actually do it. This guy has one helluva bill coming
Just because it looks good doesn't mean that it is
This is something right out of George Jetson
What the heck? This is a crazy cool looking vehicle but what the hell is it ... and where do I get one? Well, it's a Bond Bug which could be found all over England in the early 70's. To get in and out the top lifts up! The seats are molded in place, can't move those forward and backwards but it was fun! It had a 750 four cylinder engine and got 70 miles to the gallon.
The Bond Bug
How do I know it was fun? This was my first car!!
This brought a smile to my face until I realized it is probably very accurate
There are a million of these, comments that draw a second look to the name on the back of the truck. I'll try to feature more of this kind of thing
You know a Politician is lying because their lips are moving
I don't know about you but whenever I get hold of a new roll of Packing Tape the Devil taps me on the shoulder
Bubble wrap is supposed to be used to protect against damage but we all know how much fun it can be when we just go ahead and pop it. Have you ever had so much bubble wrap that you could actually jump into it from a great height and hear the popping as it saved your life? Budget doesn't want anyone having fun anymore
Nobody lets us have fun anymore
Any time a vehicle hits a bridge its messy but this?
I can't read the sign on the bridge so I don't know how high it is. Somehow I don't think this load will pass safely beneath. This could get really messy!
I am not sure if this is funny at all
A little paint can go a long way to making a simple Cement Mixer look very attractive
We have to wonder if this has any effect on the smell of the driver's urine
These are supposed to be healthy but hard on the teeth
We See Nothing, Hear Nothing, Say Nothing
Our Mechanics are hard at work
A perfectly candid shot of the Techs hard at work on their break? Okay, we posed it but hey, it's funny.
This was posted throughout the maintenance building. We had to feature it here.
New Equipment for a new future
With the opening of the latest Wal-Mart Superstore on Mars, new technology is needed to make on time deliveries.
New equipment for special deliveries
New Road Concepts
Hearing of Wal Mart's new Mars Location some forward thinking companies are already looking toward the final frontier.
This could give "Earth Moving" a whole new meaning.